And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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