i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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