just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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