So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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