Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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