I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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