Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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