You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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