Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
