My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
