Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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