Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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