I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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