porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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