I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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