Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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