he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
did you just send me my own nude
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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