A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will be naked everywhere
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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