Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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