her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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