he puts the penis in happiness.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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