butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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