Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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