Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
