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So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
that is very illegal...i love you.
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