Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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