maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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