she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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