I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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