Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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