Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
