I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
