problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
