just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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