I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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