Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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