Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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