I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you will always have a special place in my vag
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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