I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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