You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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