all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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