Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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