What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just high enough for therapy.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My ass is underappreciated
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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