on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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