so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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