that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize