so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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