I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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