my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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