why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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