Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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